He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.

Heh. Wiicompiled.

My shoes aren’t usually next to my bed in the morning.

Pretty much exactly what my program does. It just displays it in a wrapper that’s identical to Old Reddit.

I quit for 2 years, then spoofed the API to use RIF again, fuck Spez. Was there for about a year and finally got banned for saying nazis deserve to be dead. Hit a little too close to home for the admins with that one. I still lurk, but I wrote a program in python that bypasses the login requirements for old reddit, blocks all ads, and adds back features they removed, such as seeing number of points weighted. Again, fuck Spez. I’d have distributed the program if old reddit redirect didn’t just bypass the login themselves.

I have been making the same honey ham/turkey, salami, mayo, onions, lettuce, tomato sandwich for like 15 years all through college and into my work life. I just wait until I’m hungry to eat so I never get tired of it. Also probably autism.

European E3 is how I’ve been describing it to people who have asked that recently.

It doesn’t help if you phrase it like that either lol

Well I got a Zenfone 9 because, at the time, it was the smallest phone with a headphone jack. Two phones had headphone jacks then. This, or some Sony that cost 33% more. And so here we are. So I already don’t like how big phones are.

Anything in general. You can make a joke like this for nearly every hobby.

My ex.

Wikipedia sure helps. I probably learned most of my car knowledge from Wikipedia including, but not limited to actual mechanicals as well as models and history.

Happy to say I contributed zero to that, but jesus fuck regardless.

Good job, Sony. Well, “good” is the wrong word. It’s certainly a job.

I’d just start dicking around, coming in slightly later, leaving slightly earlier, and actively avoiding work. It might not solve the problem, but you’re leaving anyway, right? Obviously don’t implode so bad that you burn all bridges, but you can ahhhh, leave some embers by the bridge.

It’s GTA without cars indeed.

Never heard of the guy until I watched a few (a shitload) of his videos a few months back and now I’m seeing references to him everywhere. Good for him. Seems like a nice guy.

Yeah, the phrasing of this reminds me of how Steven Ogg, the guy who plays Trevor in GTA 5, calls video games cartoons and doesn’t consider them an art form.

Luckily neither of the consoles the game is on are worth their cost of entry anymore. Absolutely not for one game.

I just use pirated YouTube Premium and have a playlist there.