My mate fell in the acid tank.

I am calling you. Immediately.

That animals have genders I don’t think is something that can be denied.

Many animals (for example smarter birds, such as crows and magpies) perform “for-fun physical activities” such as sliding and flipping, often in group. According to most dictionaries, that counts as a sport.

Then what about animals’ genders and sports? Are they not natural?

No, those are words for things that occur in nature, across many animal species.

Imagine believing this in 2026. There’s a reason most sports are separated by gender and it certainly isn’t “culture”.