Ok Americans, time to flood the ICE tip lines. Flavio Bolsonaro is an illegal alien who entered the USA without a valid passport and was facing criminal charges in Brazil. He is exactly the type Republicans have been telling you to worry about.
If you’re a dude in a hetero relationship, the opposite rule applies here. Only cover your junk.
I have a little outfit I wear when my wife is sad. Its basically just a penis-shaped sock with red and white stripes to make my dick look like a candy cane. In the rare case that doesn’t immediately inspire smiles or laughs, I stand up and helicopter it. I’ve been doing this for over ten years now and it has never failed to cheer her up.
Feel free to pick one up and try it yourself, they’re dirt cheap! https://loveshop.ca/products/tuggie?srsltid
My mom did that on my 13th birthday. Then the next day she had my alcoholic aunt over, who proceeded to steal all the money from my mom’s purse. Aunt never appologized and still drinks, but my mother expects me forgive this woman so we can pretend to be a happy family.
This is not the sole reason I haven’t spoken to or seen my mother since the pandemic, but it was a big part of the last conversation I had with her.
Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you’ll have nothing to worry about