He was going to drain the swamp. He was going to stop insider trading. He was going to stop foreign involvement. He was an outsider. A rebel. He wanted to run independent but could only win as a republican. I never thought he would actually win. I think there were a lot of people like me who thought it would be funny. In hindsight, it wasn’t really funny and he didnt actually do any of that stuff he said. And then people voted for him again, and then when he lost he ran again and won!??!?

I wish you could too 😔

Its just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half, it cost 80 million dollars

Its not that the job is worth 450 dollars, its that his time is. If he’s at your place fixing something easy, he’s not somewhere else making that money he could make. The whole process of getting there and fixing it could take a couple hours.

Ok, coming from someone who actually voted for him in 2016, before the war started, I was saying someone just needs to go into the oval office and just say “ok grandpa, its time to go to bed, sh shhhh, its ok, you just need a nice nap. Dont worry about the country, its OK, its just time to go to bed.” Or even going as far as just moving him while hes asleep into a replica white house, tell him he cleaned out all his people and that he picked these new people to help him run things and then replace them with actors that just tell him hes doing great.

Back in my twenties if an even remotely cute random girl said “ill wear something cute, dont hit on me and you can help me move my apartment” I probably would have done it the whole day, helped you clean out the drawers, helped you fix that hole so you get your security deposit back, rented a truck…

Some guys just get honier and hornier with age. They may not be able to always do anything about it, but they think about it. My 88 year old demented grandpa would watch women’s volleyball all day. He would record it, and he figured out how to order it in his TV. All day long, just watching volleyball like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow

I want a brand new ps2 with all the old ps2 games. I bet it exists, eh?

Why? Is it just like the best pussy ever?