I specifically requested brunch
SeeSmudges
I’m a lapsed accountant and analyst who was retired by a disability a few years back. I’m also the musician who wrote the book for the instrument i play and am the bay area’s best kept secret on percussion. Oh and i can ride my bike real fast.
if i’m being unreasonably curt or rude, just ask me what crawled up my butt. that should snap me out of it. one of the best things about the fediverse is how we treat each other.
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Liquidated. Líquidized is different
- SeeSmudges@quokk.autoTenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•The crossover we needEnglish3·22 days ago
Bwaaahhh! Aw, dang ol’ red alert, man! Some kinda emergency or somethin’? Talkin’ ‘bout sirens blarin’, people runnin’ ‘round like headless targs… wha’s goin’ on, man? You better be tellin’ me somethin’ ‘bout a dang ol’ romulan or somethin’, ‘cause I’m fixin’ to get outta here, man… uh… yeah…
- SeeSmudges@quokk.auto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•spicy noodles rule. DAY 84 [OC, brainmade]English3·22 days ago
I have these cheap ass mango cherry popsicles I get from the local carneceria. Fantastic after lighting your mouth on fire with capsaicin
- SeeSmudges@quokk.auto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•spicy noodles rule. DAY 84 [OC, brainmade]English2·22 days ago
I haven’t been able to find mala seasonings and that hurts me
OH FUCK THAT’S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO TODAY
I was not traveling I was conveying. Now give me the ball
- SeeSmudges@quokk.autopolitics @lemmy.world•Supreme Court to hear Trump attempt to withhold DOGE documentsEnglish3·22 days ago
That’s when supreme court rulings happen.
Yeah but my cat can’t work door knobs. Yet.
Barold (Barry for short) spent the entire day trying to eat a mouse
What is god was a garlic bread?
If we eat him would he be dead?
Could he microwave a burrito from inside my food hole?
Wait there are other dresses?
Hey don’t diss te butt hatch. It’s got its uses (mostly hatching for the butt)
Wrong pope. They’re more of a holeyness



That’s Gary