SeeMarkFly

Work hard and get ahead they said. Yea, they actually said that.

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Racism is so American that when you protest it, people think you are protesting America.

Iron Sky

It was a lot funnier to watch in 2018.

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

Space Nazi has lots of “facts” up and until he’s under oath.

When the Trump administration accused David Hearn, it revealed that they have NO hesitation targeting ordinary citizens when it serves their agenda.

When truth becomes inconvenient, they pick a citizen, invent a villain, and count on the wreckage to advance their interests.

This is an administration willing to inflict real harm on ordinary people to protect it’s power.

There be real danger here.

Elizabeth Holmes made the critical error of stealing from rich people

Remember her court testimony?

First admitting she was CEO, and now claiming that she was just acting CEO.

But Ms. Holmes… did you not start this company?

“I swear to god, I was extremely incompetent. I had no clue what I did day in, day out. It’s all just a blur. I’m not even sure why they hired me honestly.”

“Fuck if I know what I did on my years-long coke bender”

“Not only am I a bad judge of who a good employee might be, but I’m also a bad employee. It’s truly the worst situation, Your Honor.”

“I was self-employed and my boss was an incompetent jerk.”

“Seems to be a huge problem in self-employment. I’m self-employed, or was until my asshole boss got in a car accident in my car and somehow blamed the whole thing on me! Fucker is a procrastinator too.”

“I’ve already punished myself with a pay cut.”

“Look no reasonable person would have hired me, thus I’m clearly mentally unwell”

“I’m gonna sue my ass for what I did to me!”

“I am just a low-level CEO, I really just made the coffee.”

“As I said, I was incompetent. I should never have hired me.”

Jesus loves you. Me: “Why would he tell you and not me”

How come “false” reporting about the military is treasonous,

BUT Trump lying about their condition is not?

Oh, I don’t hate Trump. It’s just that he reminds me of the guy that sexually abused me when I was 11 years old. Same body build, same voice, same hair, same complexion…WAIT A MINUTE!