On $30 quadrillion opex.

You don’t. You pretend the demands are a joke, and ask for the real demands. If they persist, you walk out of the negotiation.

Sorry, thought you were the other guy.

No? That’s okay 👍! You can show it when you feel like it.

On the other hand, Ukraine really can’t afford to antagonize the US or western Europe. And since those countries are ride or die for Israel, well, Ukraine needs to be, too.

Can we see some of that “overwhelming evidence”?

The last game I played was “Timberborn”, and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be “Look Outside”. In which case I’m probably fucked.

I was sort of still thinking of this quantum hell thought experiment, and wanted to write about it. I should probably have started my comment with “I believe the interpretation presented in OP’s post to be false because …”

As far as I know, there’s no evidence of the many-worlds interpretation, which quantum immortality relies on.

Also, quantum immortality doesn’t mean you can’t die, it means you’ll go to hell when you do. Eventually you’ll be reduced to a state where you can only think, with no way to interact with, or senses the world at all, making you dead for any observer who is not you. And you’ll stay in this state forever.

As JcbAzPx said, you’ll continue in all timelines where you’re alive. No matter of how injured you are. Eventually, you’ll be just a brain kept alive through thermal fluctuation. (Theoretically, entropy can spontaneously go down, the chances of this happening going down exponentially the more entropy we’re talking about. Think about shuffling a deck of cards, and getting a completely sorted deck of cards. Certain at 1 card, 25% chance at 2 cards, and basically zero at a full deck, but still theoretically possible.) Eventually, you’ll be a disembodied brain suffering for all eternity from phantom pain.

10 Terabytes. 1 letter is 2 bytes in unicode. 10e12 bytes. 5e12 letters. 1 word is about 5 letters. 1e12 words. Assuming 500 words per page, that would be 2e9 pages. Page thickness assumed at 1e-4. 2e5 meters, if you stack all the pages. 200 kilometers high tower of paper.

How the tables have turned.

Well, he was also accused by the goats.

I sort of feel that the message of the meme is being severely undermined by making the couple a cactus and a balloon. Like, both the cactus’ danger and the balloon’s vulnerability are fundamental physical properties of them. As you’re saying, they probably shouldn’t be dating.