Oh that’s even better! Goddamn!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but now looks more Starcraft?

I ain’t telling you shit, fed.

True, but he was funny. Funny can either boost or over power looks.

I have run into old guys like that. Dudes are usually chill. Love interaction like that.

Nah, the stache was shit.

I just like red and black.

I’m not saying their uniforms or whatever excuse what they did just to be clear.

Sorry yall if what I’m saying is coming off wrong. I like the colors of space and the color black. That’s all.

Who said we were gonna do this “correctly”

I like that.

It fits into my motto about questions. “We’re all idiots, it just depends on how much of an idiot you wanna be.”

I might not like Disney, but you keep Bluey out your goddamn mouth.

Fair enough. Didn’t think of it that way.

I tell folks, “Be safe.”

Doesn’t sound like much, but a lot of folks I say that too change their attitude to me if it’s poor. They see I care about them enough to want them to be safe.

Also asking everyone at drive thru before I take my order. “How are you doin’ today?” Bonus points when they reply and ask how I am. I’ll say “I’m alive n kickin’.” Which if they say “that’s good.” Or something I reply “that’s what they tell me, but I think they’re lying.”

I have gotten so many laughs out of it. Folks just not excepting me to say it.

And just being nice to anyone. Giving em the goddamn time of day.

Why not both? Make it a lottery. Slow and painful choking or quick but mentally horrifying.

I mean history has taught me tyrants know what a rope fashioned to fit around the head and tighten on the neck means.

I fear humans like you.

Some of you are sinners who can’t be redeemed.

Ew. You’re the reason some big dude with an abusive little girlfriend won’t every come out and seek help.

You are a yucky person. With a mindset like that, I bet you don’t think females can rape people.

If we met in public and I knew this how you felt. I’d tell you to stay away from my child and wife. You are yucky.

Just…ew.

No. I’m a cunt. I’m the type to tell you to go off and rot even I’m wrong.

But. I know this. So I work real hard to be a better person and hear others.

Them and the Chicken-yakuza. So many peck jobs have really hindered the Egg n Chicken industry.

Rollypolly what are you doin on here?

Lol.

But tbh, we do have an open relationship. Her words are “I’d be greedy to keep this to myself.”

Honestly one of the nicest things a person has ever said to me. I’m a lucky man to be honest.

Thank you. But ain’t nothing special. Just care about the pleasure my partner receives.