It’s not that hair knows it’s length and stops growing until you cut it, there is no mechanism for it to register its own length. Rather, there is a natural rate at which hairs will break or fall out and begin to grow again, and so a person’s hair can only get so long before the longest hairs are due to be culled.

The employer is also risking their chance to hire me.

Well we don’t just want crackheads, we want crackbodies and cracklimbs and kinda crack all the things. We want to smash the statues, cracks are just the start.

Okay, now who’s going to haul garbage and unclog sewers just for the love of the game?