The one that stuck with me the most was one I heard a long time ago:
You will know the pain of discipline, or the pain of regret.
Unfortunately, I never became disciplined, but now that I’m old and full of regrets at least I know it was right.
Yeah, it’s funny like when people say “Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron.” Like, ha ha, yeah, shrimp can also mean small person, but the animals called shrimp come in different sizes, so we need size words if we want to classify them. So it’s not in fact a contradiction, but it’s a really funny joke. Same thing here.
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Probably Mind Playing Tricks on Me by the Geto Boys. I wasn’t even into hip hop music at the time but I remember being very affected by this poignant story of a man descending into paranoia as he struggled to keep up gangster appearances. It was unusual for a video of that era to show so much vulnerability, and the twist ending was wild.
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clean the dang house. Ugh. I live in a pig sty. It would take so little effort to keep on top of it; it’s not a big place and there’s no kids running around messing everything up. But every time I think to clean, I just plop down on the couch. 😭
My own rocket ship and a yacht that’s so big it has another smaller yacht that can fit inside it in case I need to sail into any tight spots.
Nah, just kidding. Could you imagine?
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I can’t think of a single reason to give the tiniest little fuck about what someone else orders at Starbucks. If you don’t like coffee that’s fine with me. More coffee for me.