No1@aussie.zonetointerestingasfuck@lemmy.world•NASA captures the exact moment a star was born
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18 hours agoThat is not my mom’s vagina, and NASA wasn’t there
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- No1@aussie.zonetointerestingasfuck@lemmy.world•8 Rods of Pu-239 (~6kg), enough for criticality if they touched, taken by Los Alamos workers to ‘show off’ production amounts to management211·18 hours ago
3.6 Roentgen. Not Great. Not Terrible.
- No1@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond'English541·1 day ago
I’m sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
- No1@aussie.zonetoscience@lemmy.world•Billionaire Cheater Steve Ballmer: “At His Level of Wealth, Societal Ethics No Longer Register”English13·6 days ago
Developers! Developers! Developers!AI! AI! AI!
- No1@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw StoryEnglish8·6 days ago
“This stupid treaty was signed by Lyndon B Johnson. Some say the B stood for ‘Big’. He had a Big Johnson (accordion hands). Not as big as my Johnson. Everyone knows I’m 'uge. Just ask Ivanka. Or Melania. Or Stormy. No don’t ask Stormy, she’s a nasty woman who tells the truth…No! She lies! Nasty, nasty woman!”
What if the Top 1%'s solution to climate change is to just keep going until 90% (or more) of the poors die off?
Then you can cut all your production and pollution by 90% (or more)
It doesn’t have to be all at once. Just let people gradually boil, freeze, drown, starve, die of thirst, whatever.
- No1@aussie.zonetoToday I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that a man killed his daughter in Texas after arguing about Donald Trump. The local jury refused to indict him. He was immediatly released.English111·10 days ago
Firstmost, curse your lady and the Americas you claim.
Westside on our steeds, come equipped with game.
Ye claim to be a player, but I rode your wife.
We disdain the English, Royalty fucked for life.Credit: The Right Honorable Tupac Shakur, Earl of the West
Well, I do have several proton mail accounts if I feel I have to. And an alternate phone number too.
- No1@aussie.zonetoNews@lemmy.world•He Woke Up With A Brain Bleed And Two ICE Officers In His Room. He Still Doesn't Know Why.1·23 days ago
They helped him up, then helped him to the floor again.
Two I like from history:
A lady called Winston Churchill drunk. Churchill replied: “Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.”
Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand, when asked about the migration of NZers to Australia replied “Well, it raises the IQ of both countries.”