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Cake day: April 8th, 2026

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  • A few winters ago, my wife and I took edibles and then like a half hour noticed some weird movement on our porch.
    It was a 13 year old who had run away from home and snuck onto our porch. She was attempting to stay warm by huddling under the dog blankets we keep out there.

    After a short delay (figuring out what the hell was going on), we called the police. They arrived as the edibles were hitting and we had to keep our shit together while trying to talk to the cops about this kid that randomly appeared.