Let me introduce you to the epitome of “seriously?” :
Chiseled Face - Midnight Stag:

Scent is made of the following notes: Russian Leather, Motor Oil, Hoppes #9, Birch Tar, Oakmoss, Gasoline, Smoke, Cedar, Cade, Bergamot, Vanilla

Ya know… I guess it’s a rule for a reason lol

There’s a horror story or three, maybe an scp, that is about that.

*sad trombone noises"

You would just have to drink faster