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Cake day: August 15th, 2024
  • Mister_Feeny@fedia.iotoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*
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    1 month ago

    Yeah, that one word change is absolutely the crux of it.

    It actually re-reminds me of a live performance of the song I mentioned that I really wish I could find now. Before the song the singer is doing some banter with the audience (which he is super good at), to tell them to sing along and says something along the lines of, “Someday you’re gonna need this song, and I want you to remember when the time comes…and you’ll know when it comes…that I gave you something. And you can say, ‘so much I love you. So much I want you to die now.’” And then they kick in to the song.

    On the super super off chance that anyone who sees this knows which mountain goats show that was, let me know.

  • Mister_Feeny@fedia.iotoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*
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    1 month ago

    In my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die

    No Children by The Mountain Goats.
    The entire song is lyrically amazing. It’s about a divorcing couple who were frankly broken to begin with. And while just reading the lyrics make it seem like a big downer of a song, it’s in a major key, and there is catharsis to be found in its hatred.

  • Mister_Feeny@fedia.iotoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks
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    2 months ago

    You don’t even have to hit distributor quantity for that price to be obviously a complete load. I can get 16 mega rolls of angel soft brand for 10 bucks at my local Safeway right now. 62.5 cents per roll. And if you’re buying it to TP someone’s house, you’re probably getting an even cheaper brand.

    They’re claiming each roll has a street value of ~$2.63. Basically 5 times that amount.

    But aside from the money, the cops are presenting this as preventing all sorts of property damage which…fuck right off with that. TPing isn’t damaging shit. You pull it down from the trees, you put in a garbage bag, you go on with your day. Nah, they just wanted to deny these kids the fun of an amazing TP war. Teens are always gonna push boundaries and find fun in rebellious activities, and I feel like TPing is one of the least destructive things they could be doing, frankly.