I know some people who would pay good money for this service

Not all parents. Some were teachers (the Spots on tongue and the Maximise window)

• It’s illegal to turn the interior light on in the car while driving.
• If you make that face, it’ll stay like that.
• Sitting too close to the TV will give you square eyes
• If you lie, you get spots on your tongue (would then ask to show you your tongue when they asked you if you telling the truth)
• The Square box in that corner (the maximize window button on a PC) is a camera and we can watch what you do.

To be fair. The bread in there looks tiny. So not surprising it only raises it a little

We called it “Knock a Door Ginger”. Like you, never understood the Ginger significance

Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.