You need to hit up the south. Amazing food. Sure the weather is hot af, the politics are fucking terrible, and you’ll probably get some odd looks of you’re not white.

But boy…that food. Put some pounds on you quick but you’ll leave fat and sassy

People get too damn offended man. I even get PTSD when I’m talking about “females” in a scientific sense. I’m not female but I don’t find “female” offensive. Crazy times for real.

Maybe would be believable if chimneys weren’t just exhaust tubes. Humans can’t fit through that shit.

Oh, she’s hot but a psycho

So left but she’s right, though

At night, she’s screamin’

“I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”