- Get an MMA kick pad or build one yourself, attach it to a horizontal bar.
- Spend the next 3-4 months practicing kicking it precisely in the center as hard as you can. Do flutter kicks and squats as well to add strength.
- Wear steel-toe boots/pointy high heels at all times when the Cats in the Hats are afoot.
- When chased, face the attacker, assume kicking stance from your training, await the assailant until their crotch is within optimal striking distance.
- Follow your training. Don’t kick the crotch, kick through it, as if you’re going to kick the inside of that cat’s top hat.
- Yell, “Ughh! That top hat is tight! Now run that shit, bi*ch! Ynawmean!!”
Lettuce eat lettuce
Always eat your greens!
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- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoNews@lemmy.world•Teen Girl Chased by 'Cat in the Hat' Figure Amid Sinister TikTok Trend Sweeping North America62·11 hours ago
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoNews@lemmy.world•‘Made in China’ tank explodes during military exercise, two soldiers killed7·3 days ago
I’m curious, are you this stupid professionally, or is it just a hobby?
- No it doesn’t require a login to view, I literally just clicked and watched it.
- I never said or implied that anybody “owes” me a content warning. It was merely a suggestion out of care & concern for other people who might be sensitive to this sort of content.
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoNews@lemmy.world•‘Made in China’ tank explodes during military exercise, two soldiers killed51·4 days ago
Brutal video, probably should have a warning for graphic content on this post. The soldier in the turret got destroyed by that blast, terrible.
I wouldn’t fight in any military anyways, but I especially could never be a tanker, I get claustrophobic pretty easily.
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•DigitalOcean contributes 3 million and joins the Omacom (Omarchy) FoundationEnglish1·6 days ago
Whatever their rebrand is these days lol.
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•DigitalOcean contributes 3 million and joins the Omacom (Omarchy) FoundationEnglish131·6 days ago
If that many evil people/corpos are involved, run as fast as you can the other direction.
Give me community-based distros like Debian, Arch, Mint, etc. I like my Linux democratic, anti-corpo, and inclusive.
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•DigitalOcean contributes 3 million and joins the Omacom (Omarchy) FoundationEnglish11·6 days ago
Check out Linode, it’s easy to use, reasonably priced, and as far as I know, hasn’t done anything disgusting.
Only downside is that they were acquired a little while ago by a publicly traded company, so the likwlyhood of enshitification is higher.
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoNews@lemmy.world•South Korea is giving its entire population free access to AI, no token limits5·14 days ago
Lol they are pumping hard.
sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && sudo flatpak update -y
- Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mltoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•[AIT] Birdnet-go: Self-hosted realtime soundscape analyser for birds, bats and other wildlifeEnglish2·1 month ago

Totally agree, I threw a quick filter on some public domain, actual human artwork, and cropped it square. Took me as long as it would have taken to generate that slop logo.
Here’s the original source: Citation
For the love of anything even mildly good or wholesome…enough of the fucking AI slop images!