I don’t know why we called it burning. Fire was not involved. We could have just called it “copying.”

I learned Arabic numerals in 1978 in preschool in Wyoming, and I never became a terrorist.

If it turns out your manager has no problem keeping things running without you, then don’t be surprised when you get laid off, and suddenly you’re wondering how you’re gonna afford food & shelter.

Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.

No one?

That’s what I thought.

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

In 2015 they’re like

“Oh yeah we forgot about that law.”

“That would probably explain all the massacred bodies laying around everywhere. We oughtta do something about that.”

Sir, this is a Lemmy’s.