Golly gee. I wonder why?

guys who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time

That killed me. So true.

Ageusia is the term for loss of taste.

Traumatic damage to the olfactory nerve can cause of lack of smell but you would also need to damage the tongue for the taste.

You won’t do it from eating regular foods, but trying to eat a large enough firecracker might do the trick. It could take out both the tongue and the nerve.

Don’t do that though. It would probably blow the jaw off and make you blind as well.

Your mom.

Sorry. You left that wide open.

…kind of like your mom.

Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.

Hold up. I’m GenX. I only hate Boomers.

I got nothing against millennials or younger. I even like whatever they’re calling the new generation with their 67 rotted brains. They’re simple folk, but hilarious.

I had that. I used nicotine to recover from it. Sounds strange but it worked. Low dose nic patch, worn 24/7, for about 3 weeks.

The downside is I started vaping again (very low dose nic) but I got my brain back.

Karen Carpenter Memorial Buffet

Thanks Obama

Canadian giggles

But I like being bad, daddy.

We ended up with 1950s china from a dead relative. She treated it like it was priceless her entire life. Only used it for “special” events.

After we got it we looked it up. It was worth nothing.

It ended up on a shelf at the charity shop for a few bucks a set with all the other “priceless” china sets.

Mark Rober: I don’t want my views converted to money that goes to the Mormon cult.

I call shenanigans!