“It’s better to fart into the toilet than to shit into your pants.”

One of my own making after a particularly bad gut bug.

Christ. Just getting them below the waterline with a ship that big is going to be a gigantic faff.

What is this… Dune?!

Are we pretending like he wouldn’t have ordered the tacos and coke to be poured into his little hovel with him?

“Just ignore your adult child. Fox news will take care of you into your advancing old age.”