Bro, you think the Earth is real.

I don’t know how to relay how retarded your ass is.

I put dog shit in my ass and Google knew five minutes before it happened, filmed it, and sold it back to me as a custom highlight of my home alone shenanigans. I find this a bit egregious, personally.

Bitch, we talking to you through your phone’s keyboard’s predictive text and by rearranging your social media feed and you think that’s mysterious capitalism doing a magick psychic instead of, like, us.