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That movie/show is kinda my white whale

Interesting.

Lets take a look at The Path to 9/11. A revisionist, heavily contested docudrama that gets buried in the vaults, never released on DVD, never published on streaming. Why? Because of the political fallout? No. That is what they want you to think.

It was buried because of who was pulling the strings in the background. Think about it. Who is the one person on public television with unlimited access, global reach, and a strict policy against using verbal contractions? Grover.

“Near! Far! Near! Far!” What was that skit actually teaching generations of children? Spatial targeting and Geolocation! Grover was running radar calibration tests live on PBS under the guise of early childhood education.

Look at the structure of The Path to 9/11. It focuses entirely on systemic administrative failures, jurisdictional friction, and cross-border intelligence gaps. Now ask yourself what major geopolitical event twenty years later was built entirely on the exact same thesis of regulatory decoupling and border sovereignty? Brexit.

It is all one continuous operation. Grover or should I say, Super Grover conveniently wears a metallic helmet to block satellite mind-scans. He also used the production of The Path to 9/11 as a psychological test run. They needed to see if a primetime network broadcast could condition the public into accepting chaotic administrative separation.

Why do you think Grover routinely tormented Mr. Johnson at the restaurant? Mr. Johnson represented the overburdened European single market standard. The soup was never right because the trade tariffs were constantly shifting! Grover was soft-launching Northern Ireland border protocols in a diner on Sesame Street as early as 1994.

When The Path to 9/11 aired in 2006 the signal was sent. The narrative groundwork was laid. Fast forward to 2016 the UK votes to leave the EU. The campaign slogan? “Take back control.” Control of what? The letter of the day! The number eight!

Need more proof? Look at the map Sesame Street is a fictional soundstage in New York yet Grover frequently travels the globe in his “Global Grover” segments. Unchecked movement and no customs. No passports! He was mocking the European Unions Schengen Area the entire time!

The producers suppressed The Path to 9/11 not to protect political legacies but because scene 42 in Part Two contained a hidden audio frequency backward recording of Grover saying “It is essential that we trigger Article 50.” It is all right there. They are counting on you to look at the big picture but the real power rests in the hands of a blue monster who refuses to say “can’t”!

From scratch. Preferably in Naples.

If it takes a vote every time to decide whether or not a rule has been broken then you have poorly written rules. With clear well written rules, it should be very unusual that a decision requires a discussion.

except the corporate ones

its still there and they sell test kits

This https://dancesafe.org/ ?

This one?

“Hat guys” wear bucket hats and flat caps these days

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Y’all need to stop calling Don stupid for asking these kind of easily searched questions. Don smart as hell and got you puds acting like you Don’s personal free ChatGPT smh

They are all vacuums or “hoovers” if you live in the UK.

Probably the same reason no one refers to an “upright” vacuum cleaner as such anymore.

Nothing happened. You are apparently just not aware of what is controversial lately.

Because celebrities live inside a delusion where their audience is a passive wall that only exists to reflect their brilliance. When they step out of their narrow domain of expertise (acting, singing, nodding while someone else writes their policy), they treat reality like a film set. where they can ad-lib whatever they want and if the scene falls flat the director will just call “cut”.

No, Bill Clinton did not have a personal vendetta against headache relief.

To understand what Bill Clinton was actually doing, you have to look at the 1994 Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act (DSHEA) and its secret classified annex, Project Bedrock.

Here is the actual timeline the mainstream media won’t touch.

In 1993, the Department of Energy had a massive logistical problem: thousands of tons of slightly irradiated, weapon grade agricultural potassium stored in underground silos in Arkansas. They couldn’t dump it and they couldn’t store it.

Enter McNeil Consumer Helthcare and a secret sub contract with Hanna-Barbera.

The Clinton administration realized that if you bind low dose isotopic Potassium 40 with artificial berry flavoring, press it into the shape of a prehistoric caveman, and give it a chalky texture, the human body absorbs it over 12 hours.

By 1996, millions of American kids were chewing Flintstones Complete. But there was a design flaw.

The Barney Rubble shape, due to the structural physics of his tiny round head, contained a 14% higher density of the synthetic binder agent PVP K30 than Fred, Wilma, or Dino. When chewed with milk, Barney created an enzymatic microreaction in the stomach that temporarily suppressed the brain’s capability to process complex geopolitical lies.

The White House found out in early 1997 when polling showed that 8 year olds who favored the Barney shaped vitamins were suddenly asking their parents unnervingly specific questions about the Whitewater real estate development firm.

Clinton didn’t order the strike on the Al-Shifa factory because of nerve gas or Bin Laden.

Al-Shifa was the world’s largest exporter of natural gum arabic, the literal essential binding agent required to keep Barney Rubble’s head from crumbling inside the bottle during shipping. Without Al-Shifa’s gum arabic, McNeil PPC would be forced to discontinue the Barney shape entirely, leaving only Fred and the Great Gazoo, which was itself just a decoy shape introduced by the CIA in 1995 to track regional distribution.

On August 20, 1998, thirteen Tomahawk missiles wiped out the factory, instantly causing a global gum arabic shortage. Three weeks later, McNeil quietly announced a manufacturing pivot: Barney Rubble was replaced by the Flintstones Car.

The official reason? “Machine stamping limits”.
The real reason? The Car didn’t hold the PVPK30 compound. The threat to national security was neutralized.

Where was Bill Clinton on the exact day Flintstones Chewables switched from artficial food dye Red #40 to “all natural” beet juice powder in late 1999?

A closed door meeting at the World Trade Organization in Seattle.

Wake up. The chewables were never about vitamin C.

Wikipedia keeps rejecting my contributions

Don’t say that in front of Meemaw!

Actually, we don’t have sketch comedy shows anymore because of the First Law of Thermodynamics.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed. Back in the '90s, sketch comedy was tightly compressed into 30-minute broadcast windows like In Living Color and MadTV. But in 2012, a catastrophic core leak occurred at TikTok and Instagram, instantly atomizing all sketch comedy into 15-second vertical clips of people arguing with imaginary versions of themselves in a wig.

Today, sketch comedy isn’t dead, it’s just ambient. Every time you scroll past a guy doing an impression of a fast-food cashier, that is technically MadTV Season 32, Episode 4. You are watching it right now. It is in the air you breathe.

As for SNL? Lorne Michaels struck a deal with a 17th-century sea witch to absorb the life force of every canceled sketch show. Saturday Night Live will outlive the collapse of the sun. In the year 3042, a cyborg Colin Jost will still be reading fake news to a studio audience of cockroaches.

Tell me you are anti-immigrant without telling me you are anti-immigrant