Classic bribe, I give you some money, and you make sure to give me a lot of other people’s money

I wish I was smart enough to know what that was, I was just being a contrarian asshole for the fun of it

My pulse is zero around 50 times a minute, it’s all down to sample length

As a European, I welcome our Canadian friends!

Or a dog fucked him…

Some of my kitchen knives, at least one is 40+ and others 20+, generally a lot of my kitchen utensils are quite old

Depends on how the dishwasher is connected, but I would assume it’s connected to the cold water. At least that’s the common way in Scandinavia

Huge America, Minnesota!

Wait until he finds out about New York, New England, New Hampshire or even better, New Lebanon, Ohio or New Palestine, Indiana