Oh, you won’t be able to store anything on local storage, just your personal SharePoint site through OneDrive. The one drive you’ll ever need! If you’re not online, your computer will wait until you are.

This level of pedantry is not good to foster unless you want all of your words, systems, and rules questioned.

And I’m sure the person who steals that file will really appreciate the effort you put in.

I’ve literally searched networks for files with the word “password” in the title to find documents just… sitting on a network drive anyone could access.

At the very least, go get KeePass! It’s free, can run without installation, and can even type for you.

Both a welcoming invitation and savage burn at the same time. Love that community.

Currently reading your comment at 3am sick as a dog too. Solidarity!

Oh yes, absolutely.

On my brother’s side, where I would need to walk around the half wall, crawl over him in his bed, and pull the roller shade that he would inevitably reopen during the day.

When I was a kid my parents got a pool from a family friend. It was up for a few years before the liner deteriorated and we took it down again.

In the summers between school years the sun would perfectly reflect off the pool, through the window on my brother’s side of the room, off the ceiling fan’s white blades as it spun, and directly into my fucking face with a strobing effect.

Paddling your children was a time-honored tradition back then, and connections between parents and sexual fantasy has been around since at least that one Greek dude. I’d bet manual not required.