2006 Piper Heidseck vintner’s reserve for me

Standing by

Not understanding anything at all

There’s stupid, then there’s religious stupid…

They shouldn’t wear seatbelts

Let them put their faith to the test

‘Murican society gets what’ Murican society deserves

Unfortunately, individuals get dragged along for the ride

I had a Spectrum ZX81 as a boy

Me too

I don’t get gamers

I am yet to meet one who isn’t a fucking loser

When being lazy finally becomes too difficult

While people are willing to pay for some poor bastard to bring a milkshake to their door in 115° heat without thinking about the slave doing their bidding just to survive, ‘Murica will keep doing what’ Murica does

Exploiting people. Being a collective example of every single thing that people can do to treat others badly

And they will be pissy when they are called out for it

Sadly, Aotearoa has gone down the populist right-wing path with Luxon and his merry band of cunts

I hope everyone who voted for National at the last election suffers a week of uncontrollable dribbling shits and learn to be better people

All because some stupid, ignorant bigots wanted to “own the libs”

And the white man brought inbreeding to those hallowed peaks and expects it to be celebrated

The establishment in 'Murica are genuinely terrified of his success

If he shows that it’s possible, then they’re afraid that other places will want the same

When’ Muricans travel and actually experience what it’s like to live somewhere else, the smart few start making plans for their escape to the civilised world

The only promise his supporters actually wanted kept was that they would be able to hate openly and violently, without consequences

That’s looking pretty good for them, so they’ll be fine with everything else

It’s the 'Murican way