FartsWithAnAccent

That was the first author that came to my mind lol

Fight Club, Guts, etc.

Do I smell a Chevron 7/Ten Forward crossover?

If you find yourself having to wash your underwear in the field as it were, it might be worth checking out travel underwear made for just that: Ex Officio and Shinesty makes some comfy stuff that washes well and dries fast.

This is from someone who has obviously never shat themselves.

I kinda want to get this printed on a placard or something…

Seriously though, some underwear (and some situations) are more washable than others, but you can absolutely get filthy stuff surprisingly clean with just some soap, water, and effort whether you’re in the middle of nowhere and you have giardia or in the middle of a kegger and you have beer shits.

Drop shit in toilet, wash underwear in sink, hair dryer underwear dry, and continue to party like a professional alcoholic

Trans people: I don’t care which sportball team you play on or what bathroom you use, just wash your hands when you’re done.

Whatever is in your pants is none of my business unless you’re trying to make it my business (in which case, I’m flattered, but in a monogamous relationship, sorry).

Cybergoths predate Cyberpunk 2077 by like 25-30 years