No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out
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Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.
Yes people live a little longer. but the main average that skews average life expectancy/longevity numbers is today fewer babies and mothers die during and post birth.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•Trump says ‘nobody will’ build monuments for him once he’s gone2·4 days ago
Should memorialize it with a statue.
What show had people’s insides be spaghetti? Rick and Morty i am pretty sure. Weird fucking episode. Poignant and absurd.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End TimesEnglish2·7 days ago
Faux Christian is the perfect nomenclature. I was raised in a Christian household and my parents are super surprised that I hold christian ideals as important. Super radical ideals like feeding hungry people and healhthcare (no different from any major religion i.e. 5 pillars of islam) while not being a christian myself.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoGames@lemmy.world•Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'English7·7 days ago
Have you tried giving the engine more orphans?
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm not touching that Trump mystery meatEnglish3·7 days ago
Kinda, callaway approved the ad, os maybe they all just suck
Not the Absolute, currently mopping the floor with those nutjobs.
I could maybe, possibly consider that fact if it happened in a vacuum and the last 90 years had not already taken place.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•FCC abolishes gigabit speed goal, suggesting it is unfair to slower technologies | FCC decides 1Gbps is too fast, standard must be “technologically neutral.”English39·21 days ago
Falls very in line with the “if trump [et.al] were actively trying to disrupt the stability of the US, what would they do differently?”
You know who really likes us having slower, less capable tech? Any possible adversary.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoPC Master Race@lemmy.world•FCC abolishes gigabit speed goal, suggesting it is unfair to slower technologies | FCC decides 1Gbps is too fast, standard must be “technologically neutral.”English5·21 days ago
Probably not super far from at least a partial truth with that.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Rosie got a second wind thanks to Trump1·21 days ago
Wish I wasn’t a dumbass and could implement cool stuff like this in my life.
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•The CEO who fired 900 people on Zoom just before Christmas wants his job back1·24 days ago
Pro level whining. I wish Sarah wouldve ran with her whistle blower lawsuit instead of settling. Vishal is a grade a clownshow
- ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•The CEO who fired 900 people on Zoom just before Christmas wants his job backEnglish2·24 days ago
Better grew into a booming refinance market and did not have a gameplan for a return to “organic” home sale volumes. Having been on some of “those” zoom calls; Vishal comes off as a coked up, egotistical clown. He gives the vibe of projecting an air of being a sommelier but instead of wine it’s just him in a closet wafting farts.
And I’ll do it again!