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You’re trying to be fair while they are hanging you by the toes, beating you with a rake, and then catching the nickels that fall out.

Then they use that money to buy more rakes, and do that to everyone you know until they’ve robbed the entire world.

They’re not planning a fair fight. They never have fought fair once in their entire lifetime. The more you fight fair, the more people die horribly.

Looks like you’re doing super to me.

You don’t have to do better, based on what you wrote here.

Good. Don’t use AI.

The real world is the classroom that you’re looking for. Go write stuff. See how people respond. Unless you’re doing technical writing, you don’t require more precision. You need brevity and wit.

I have second-hand knowledge of my sister’s boyfriend who keeps a dozen Rhinos in his apartment. He says it’s just fine. No problems at all. He loves them and wants another dozen.

It’s cool, tho because I don’t know any details of anything that I’m talking about.

Dumbass.

That’s true. Teacup and potbelly pigs are full-sized pigs being marketed to stupid people. How stupid? Stupid enough that they want to keep a pig as a pet because oinque oinque, STOP RESISTING! As American pigs do.

“chainmail-style”

No. No no no no no. Chainmail is armor. Chainmail-style is fucking gibberish in this context.

Thank you for the standard psychopath answer. 100% You made it!

“Well, I can’t correct spelling without mentioning stabbing someone in the eye, and that’s totally normal. Oh, and I have to point out that I’m being ‘classist’ for no reason at all. It really ties the nutjob statement together.”

We used to say “You’re a dumb fuck that can’t spell”. Now we insult their “spelling checker”?

Spelling checker? Who the fuck says “spelling checker”?

What OP really meant was that they were having a stroke. What you meant was that you communicate through your butthole. Because you just spew bullshit.

“That guy over there meant this, Because I Said So!”

People didn’t shut up when writing was invented, and they sure as fuck haven’t shut up with the invention of the telephone, computer, or interwebbing.

You sure haven’t shut it. I sure haven’t either.

So, the israelis threw a party way the fuck in nowhere right before a critical vote, and there just happened to be a huge traffic jam blocking their only path back to vote?

So, throw a party then crash a truck to continue their war of genocide uninterrupted. It’s what their fictional gawd told them to do. Everything is justified by a fictional being that lives in their religious psychopathy.

Fascists always dreaming of the next fascist thing they can use to scare people.

In this case, fictional fascist bullshit.

This guy should be more worried about the alien grass that covers the entire planet in 2035. You know, stupid, cheap fiction that can’t be confirmed or denied for another 10 years. “But it’s so scary!” - fascist.

“But you’re jumping to conclusions!” - says guy dreaming of the “United Empire of Earth”. Right the fuck out of a fascist playbook. Empire, my ass.

Ladies and Gentleman, and that guy in the back looking at his phone. Works with literally every single crowd.

…When you project so hard that you’re a selfish prick on the entire human race.

Nope.

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz’ it’s digital trash unless it has context 468285971.

It’s all fiction. None of it is real. The character jesus was not a real person, and he didn’t have superpowers.

Stop writing stupid fictional jebus fanfiction in your head. Find better, less hate filled, fiction.

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