I’m going to want full credit for the chaos. ;)

Have you heard of the new [objective Object] it’s an impartial

If you aren’t holding the power cables with your bare hands, you may as well be using JavaScript.

Thinking like a true capitalist. Who says you can’t kill the master with the masters tools? ;)

It’s missing BINDERS of pages!

No no, this is wish fulfillment!! Not reality ;)

WINNER!!!

I wonder how many people have named their kid Luigi lately. Donald is probably not trending.

The funny part is how Trump (sr) isn’t on that list cause no one is even gonna pretend he’ll be held accountable for anything.

I’ve got Bovino pinned as the 2028 presidential win at this rate. Patel is fucked though.

I mean, do it fucking now. (By now I mean early next year and not never, which is historically the timeline democrats work on)

We should force him to do…

“Should.” That’s the word to watch. It does all the work.

And they vote for him!

Indeed every language sucks. Half my hard disk capacity is contained in a single node_modules folder.

Cara Cunningham is the name Chris Crocker, the “Leave Britney Alone” person, goes by these days, for anyone confused what db2 is referring to with “girl.” I actually did not know—or did not remember—that they had transitioned. Good for them.

You leave PHP alone. It’s trying as hard as it can! You people don’t even care!