That’s one of the things I’d add to the “the rules aren’t really consistent”-list :D Or at that point rather, they haven’t figured the rules out yet.

In 38 minutes they explicitly say, that the front half simply “disappears”. McKay even jokes about preferring that over dying in the vacuum of space.

one part would still make it to Atlantis

Not quite, things only go through in one piece, so the front half of the jumper would just disappear. Otherwise everyone could have just stepped through, and they could have waited for the gate to shut down, “only” losing the jumper in the process.

I’m sure that has been mentioned before that episode at some point, the rules aren’t really consistent though. In S3E17 (A Hundred Days) Teal’c shoots a harpoon with a rope attached to him through the gate, which should not have hit anything on the other side until Teal’c makes it through the gate. I’m somewhat certain, that’s not the only example of contradicting rules for the stargate 😁

It still was and is much appreciated. I’m currently also rewatching Stargate and this was really fitting :) I’m also really impressed by how much work you put in those memes!

Or the printed copy!

It’s not like those major social media sites don’t have some kind of data center (or rent one) in every “major” (population wise) timezone they operate in. Your other arguments still hold true, but I think even then it would be better for all of us if those websites went down every now and then.