I can still remember the first time the algorithm introduced us on the 'ol information superhighway :)

My vengeance for these transgressions will be enacted patiently, and I assure you will be fully encompassing. A frog never forge- is that a hamster wheel? Aw fuck yeah dude… Holy shit this slaps

I loved it! 😄

Scraping the moss with the hori-hori knives is lowkey relaxing though, ngl.

We’ve also built up a bit of a rapport with Gary the Satyr (we’re on a first name basis now), and the little dude will jam out some Checkfield on his flute upon request (the forest weed he offered us really enhanced the experience, too).

First time was a little awkward, but by the third time, it’s honestly a chill time, and a good excuse to get some nighttime hiking in. We don’t even notice Gary’s fully erect schlong anymore :)

Bummed that you can’t seem to catch a break with the server suffering from separation anxiety and throwing a fit every time you leave for work.

Artist’s rendering. (had to use catbox since lemmy.cafe doesn’t seem to allow image uploads?)

Base image courtesy of @undthr@horp.sciops.net