If marijuana or masturbation aren’t cutting it, rewatch some familiar TV - TNG, X-Files, Batman TAS. The familiarity usually puts me out, sometimes I’ll watch six episodes and get an hour sleep.

Heaps. I was a doorman and bouncer, plenty of guys tried to apologise for their shit behaviour, fuck your apology, behave yourself better in the first place.

Vegan dating is hard hey.

sup bby?

I was a nightclub doorman until 7am through winter. I swear some nights I checked the time at 0332 and when I checked it again it was still 0332.

Just the two of us.