A kid punched my son in the back of the head. My son pushed him to the ground. The kids ran and told the teacher.
Teacher: “did you knock him over?”
Son “Yes because he was punching me”
Teacher “is that true?”
Kid “no, I never touched him!”
My son got detention.
Once Trump got elected, that was the end of teaching my kids honesty is worth a shit in this country.
THIS is the part that gets me. Ed could have come at Kraft and the other venue owners and threw some hate to ticketmaster for good measure and probably come out fine
Present where they are unwanted, but often used to describe their natural habitat.
1920s - Corporation Genius idea: “self service groceries” - put the product out so people have to fetch the items themselves. Less employees, record profit! But no fairsies, stop stealing!
2000s - Corporate Genius idea: “self service checkout” - People scan their own products that they went and got from the shelves. Less employees, record profit! But no fairsies, stop stealing!
Solution? Tax the employees more to pay for police to protect our record profits!
This is when there always seems to be just barely enough. And they take turns pretending to be the one going against the party