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Panic because I can’t decide what to do, so that I become practically paralyzed and then have a sudden genius idea that would take me a few months to do. I’d have that idea around the moment the asteroid enters the atmosphere.

You’ve piqued my interest alright!

Man’s got an island already. And I suppose he would’ve wanted a minor contribution instead.

So like Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico, it will be known as Lake Ontario from this day forward!