Fake it 'til you make it ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s because she‘s allergic against your weaponised incompetence. You freeloading lazy-ass. She can do the task probably in 15min because she has no choice but to do it fast instead of fucking around. Also she probably knows you could have started 6h ago instead of playing vidya.

I don’t recognize the specific melody but it feels like something from southern Germany/Austria/Switzerland.

HAHA! NEEEEEERD!!!

• Snowdrifts so high, travelling in a train like this (5000PS, 80t) felt like hitting waves on a boat.
• Cycling against a 90km/h headwind.(Walking would have been easier and faster, but the way back was glorious)
• Camping in a storm with 11 Beaufort gusts on a rockfestival and seeing a helicopter abort his landing attempt and a Pavillon tent roll by like a tumbleweed.

All quiet on the western front. It’s short. It’s good. The OG Nazis hated it. Read it.

(The title alone is „Baby-shoes-never-worn“ level of sad)

Because he is reaping the souls.

The scythe as an artistic symbol of death has deliberate agricultural associations since the medieval period due to the importance of farming and seasons. The tool symbolizes the removal of human souls from their bodies in huge numbers, with the analogy being to a farmer (reaper) cutting through large swaths of grain crops during harvest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grim_Reaper

Edit: Death personified as someone harvesting is a very old metaphor:

For death is come up into our windows, and is entered into our palaces, to cut off the children from without, and the young men from the streets. Speak, Thus saith the LORD, Even the carcases of men shall fall as dung upon the open field, and as the handful after the harvestman, and none shall gather them. Jeremia 9, 21-22

5.5/7 because in the words of the famous Brendan Sullivan:

„shut the f*ck up rob i liked the movie. I thought it was dark and mysterious, almost as good as the dark night“

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Majak/The_Claws_of_the_Red_Crown/1099606 Not my favourite music, but the tape came with a dead wasp wrapped in a little piece of paper. 😁 Also it’s limited to 60 copies.

Some use Garlic as a spice. For others, it’s a vegetable.

That’s when Hitler died in Argentinia

There’s a reason neo-nazis are terrible DJs.

What’s next?

• „Hey Black people, don’t want to be murdered by cops? Just don’t draw their attention!“

• „Hey Girls, don’t want to be raped? Just say stop! It’s literally that easy!“

There are some areas where this is possible. Razors for example: In my experience woman’s razors are absolutely shitty and more expensive then men’s razors.

But concerning other areas: There might be a chance, that a significant number of woman doesn’t want to smell like „Old Spice“ or „Irish Moss“ and most men’s clothing does not match with most women’s body’s. Also I think you underestimate how it could completely wreck a kids social life, if wears the „wrong“ clothing or plays with the „wrong“ toys.

I‘m not sure about that:

In the UK, women and girls were being charged on average 37% more for toys, cosmetics, and clothes than their male counterparts.[12]