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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

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Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/70550004

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If every cell in my body was seeding, you’d be able to download The Bee Movie in like 2 seconds.

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    You wouldn’t download a virus.

    Oh, wait

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    Mitochondria is the Napster of the cell.

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    Or just silently mining crypto

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    … they’re mutating (brute force cracking encrypted patterns) and transmitting (peer to pert data sharing)… I am a nucleic acid server

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