He doesn’t remember his Devil’s Triangle with Andrew when they Eiffel Tower’d a 12 year old? Maybe they had eye contact and he’s been repressing that this whole time.
You mean the pedo Andrew formerly known as Prince.
If only this headline made mention of the pedo Donald formerly known as president.
pedo Andrew formerly known as prince Andrew, not to be confused with the artist formerly known as Prince.

We don’t call him that anymore. His new name and title is Reek.
Is this real? So hard to decide these days
I believe it is from The Onion, the typography looks a lot like it. Would have been nice if OP posted link to the source i suppose.
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Just searched and it is from the onion
Honestly i can’t understand anymore, id this is a joke, it’s just so fucking plausible