Since he said there’s no more sex, does that mean Matt can have sex now?
It’s over, goodbye 👋
Glad the Matt meta is not being introduced.
I’ve heard insiders say that this is being done to incite the Matt faction to rebellion, but the official sources claim it is due to balancing issues
Matt’s default length and volume would just create a hard meta and nobody would choose a different character.
Steve is struggling enough as it is, the only reason Steves are still viable is because they have that small length advantage and optional crocs.
Too bad. So sad, Matt.
I have a confession. I don’t understand the CEO of sex memes and I’ve been reluctant to ask because it seems like it’s something silly I just missed.
My take on it is that it is pure absurdity
Matt is shaking their fists to the sky rn
Yes I am
But what did you do?
Wait who is Matt and what did he do?
It’s all Matts, and they know what they did.
… is this ceo of sex AI generated?
I don’t know, I don’t think so. Do you think that’s why it’s been downvoted so much, or is it because there’s just that many now forcibly incelled Matts on the Fediverse?
I found it in a search for the CEO of Sex on Ecosia images, I wanted one that didn’t already have text on it, but was slightly different than the others.
It was originally hosted here:
https://clutchpoints.com/celebrity/novocaine-jacob-batalon-nsfw-internet-meme
Who cares what people downvote lmao.
I don’t, but I enjoy asking questions, you know?
wish i could say (why it’s been downvoted). i didn’t downvote (i can’t anyways) but i asked bc it’s 2026 and anything could be AI generated. thanks for the link, at least
Are you?
Fuck Matt
Specifically do not do that