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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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  • BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
    • db2@lemmy.world
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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          man man

          • sensation (she/they)@sh.itjust.works
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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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      1 month ago

      Don’t forget fuck

    • Evil Kitty@europe.pub
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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

      • vanillama@programming.dev
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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

        • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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          Ah so BDSM then /s

          • Tako Penisu@sh.itjust.works
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            No just BSD

            • [deleted]@piefed.world
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              BSDMobile?

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                IOS

  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
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    The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

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      The application most likely to cause confusion among True Gamers™ who got fed up with Windows.

      (PRO TIP: dolphin is the KDE file manager, dolphin-emu is what you really want. PRO TIP 2: To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies)

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        To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies

        Jack is potentially the most sensibly named.

        Is pipewire pipe or wire? Only the gods are allowed to know that.

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      Like if Nautilus is any better

      Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

      • T156@lemmy.world
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        Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    KDE’s tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.

    • supernicepojo@lemmy.world
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      Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You mean ClitMouse

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    Can’t find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don’t want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.

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    We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

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      I’m a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don’t give the project a name, until I’ve coded enough of it that I know where it’s going.

      A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

      The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I’d just pronounce as clitoris.

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    I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.

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      It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.

      Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.

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        And that’s why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff

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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

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            Congrats on that btw, it’s those things that give me a tiny shred of hope in humanity.

            But the “uneducated” part is not necessary, come on. Just because someone on the other side of the planet has probably not investigated the finer details of your domestic politics such as what social media platform was used to organise protests?

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