Like having squirrel monkey’s trying to unload in your ears.
so, its like a dildo for our ears?

Just stick the nipples in your ears and quit complaining.
I had these. They had the option to rent, rather than buy, for something like $10/month. Sound was amazing, maybe the best I’ve heard, apparently that funky in-ear thing allows it to customise the sound profile to your eat canal. Build quality was superb. After a couple of hours or so they’d start hurting where it pressed inside the ear. I stuck with it for a couple of months in case I could adapt, didn’t, so sent it back and cancelled subscription, all with no drama or regrets. Still miss the quality of the sound though.
They had the option to rent, rather than buy, for something like $10/month.
I really, really do not want to know what they did with the ones from the cancelled subscriptions
Hopefully an alcohol bath for non-replaceable parts and contact parts were replaced entirely
I’d wear it for the feels
Same vibes…

Why does this look less like a sex thing and more like a Mighty Boosh thing?
Why do you think those are two seperate things?
little known fact: every gay club has gimp toilets
Seems blessed to me.
The sound has great penetration

over the ear buds
Beats by Cronenberg
Came here to make an HR Giger joke but this is much better
That’s funny because I almost made a Giger joke because I wasn’t sure how to spell his name (I looked it up).
DankPods did a video on these:
Look like sex toy, don’t know what kind but it has vibe of a sex toy
Found the clits.
I golled