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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Cursed Headset

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Cursed Headset

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • subgenius@lemmy.zip
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    12 hours ago

    Like having squirrel monkey’s trying to unload in your ears.

  • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    so, its like a dildo for our ears?

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    Just stick the nipples in your ears and quit complaining.

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    I had these. They had the option to rent, rather than buy, for something like $10/month. Sound was amazing, maybe the best I’ve heard, apparently that funky in-ear thing allows it to customise the sound profile to your eat canal. Build quality was superb. After a couple of hours or so they’d start hurting where it pressed inside the ear. I stuck with it for a couple of months in case I could adapt, didn’t, so sent it back and cancelled subscription, all with no drama or regrets. Still miss the quality of the sound though.

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      They had the option to rent, rather than buy, for something like $10/month.

      I really, really do not want to know what they did with the ones from the cancelled subscriptions

      • Kalothar@lemmy.ca
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        Hopefully an alcohol bath for non-replaceable parts and contact parts were replaced entirely

  • reader@lemmy.zip
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    21 hours ago

    I’d wear it for the feels

  • lemmysmash@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    Same vibes…

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does this look less like a sex thing and more like a Mighty Boosh thing?

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        23 hours ago

        Why do you think those are two seperate things?

    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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      little known fact: every gay club has gimp toilets

  • angrystego@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Seems blessed to me.

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    The sound has great penetration

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    2 days ago

    over the ear buds

  • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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    1 day ago

    Beats by Cronenberg

    • tquid@sh.itjust.works
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      Came here to make an HR Giger joke but this is much better

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        That’s funny because I almost made a Giger joke because I wasn’t sure how to spell his name (I looked it up).

  • Bubs@lemmy.zip
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    DankPods did a video on these:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgfKiR4X4II

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    Look like sex toy, don’t know what kind but it has vibe of a sex toy

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Found the clits.

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      23 hours ago

      I golled

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