I know it’s not supposed to be a realistic scale but I’m wondering why they have drawn Donvict Drumpf so, ahem, ‘thin’?
Your screen isn’t large enough for them to draw him proportionally.
Why is Trump that skinny in the infographic?
Out of the loop: what’s the background story here?
Trump, faced with possible threat of assassination, was smuggled to a different plane by hiding in a catering cart
He left some of his closest advisors on the decoy plane
He is so very tactful I can’t imagine how he delivered the news.
Waves tiny hands “Some of you may have to die to ensure that I live…”
In reality, he didn’t tell them shit and they thought he was on the plane with them.
LMAO
It’s a good thing they haven’t made missiles to sense oversized shitted-in diapers, or he’d have really been in trouble
That should be McDonald’s, not tacos on top. The taco is already on the bottom.
This infographic is inaccurate: the airport employee should be pictured struggling to pull the cart, not casually walking.
Also, it’s orange, not red.
The tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they’ll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contract with Taylor Farms.
He’s like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.