• OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
    10·
    1 month ago

    Can we compromise by strapping them to the launch pad directly underneath the rocket before it’s ignited?

    • October@lemmy.world
      8·
      1 month ago

      But then you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation, damn millenials trying to kill the record scratch industry.

      • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
        24·
        1 month ago

        you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation

        You can leave them strapped to the pad as long as you want before igniting if you want to give them time to contemplate.

        Plus, imagine how nervous they’ll be once they start hearing the countdown…

    • JigglySackles@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 month ago

      I’d be happy to see them anywhere on the pad considering the sound pressure can kill at that proximity regardless