Gotta move the outdated product.

Mine’s free if I like you and you’re a goth latina.
Does anybody know what that mug actually says under that sticker? Because it still definitely starts with “My Ass Is-”
It’s edited, iirc original was “THE FUTURE IS”, presumably ending with something vague and inspirational, like “YOURS”, “STARTING NOW”, “NEVER” etc.
Suddenly, a business opportunity
My ass is enlarged for higher profit margins
Minimum wage retail workers find little ways to enjoy themselves.
I would gladly pay even 3$ for your ass ❤️
What about $3.50?
Inflation…
slow clap
$3 is $3
with inflation 😶🌫️