This is not a SFW instance. NSFW communities will be tagged, and efforts will be made to keep SFW communities clean, but proceed at your own comfort level.
(To himself) “Ooh, she’s scrolling though Tinder, maybe she’ll see me! No, no, no, wow, she’s a swiper, no, no, oh, there I am! NO?! She barely looked at me…”
(Out loud) “HEY! what about THAT guy? He seemed nice!”
Wonder how long that dude was looking at her screen before he saw his face on it.
Looks like a guy in the profile pic
Wait, that’s not Keanu Reeves?
(To himself) “Ooh, she’s scrolling though Tinder, maybe she’ll see me! No, no, no, wow, she’s a swiper, no, no, oh, there I am! NO?! She barely looked at me…”
(Out loud) “HEY! what about THAT guy? He seemed nice!”