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beaverlicioustree@thelemmy.club to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

When he is open source :3:3:3

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When he is open source :3:3:3

beaverlicioustree@thelemmy.club to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 23 days ago
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    23 days ago

    I thought the person was holding a tiny toilet at first.

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      23 days ago

      Where are you that the engagement toilet isn’t a thing?

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        Do you wanna share the same toilet for pooping for the rest of your life with me? 🥺👉👈

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          No, two toilets per household, minimum!

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            22 days ago

            Parallel shitting? Do you make eye contact when it comes out?

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            22 days ago

            Facing each other.

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              22 days ago

              Of course, how else are you gonna do a bidet battle?

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          You guys poop in the same toilet?

          My wife has banished me from the ensuite and wants that as her private toilet. I have to go to the other room to use the toilet 🫤

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            What are you doing on the toilet?!?

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