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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • ivanovsky@lemmy.world
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    Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

    Me: fuck. Is it because I’m ugly as fuck? Third time this month.

    gets shot for not complying

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • Manjushri@piefed.social
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    I was going to link the Fox article from OP’s image, but it skips some pertinent facts that are included in this one from NBC.

    A Chicago police officer unlawfully stopped and searched a student walking home from the bus, telling him and the person he was with that they were targeted because they were “ugly as f—,” according to findings released by a watchdog group.

    The Fox article ledt out that it was two students who just got off a school bus. The ages were redacted from the report, which I assume means they were minors.

    Fucking cop got a five day paid vacation.

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    I need to see pics of the ugly person

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    reddit and X.com apps notifications, life choices…

    • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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      GPS still on eating up battery while they are connected to a wifi network.

      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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        A browser that’s Gemini flavored is making this device a very good handwarmer.

  • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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    They don’t need no alibi

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      Oh my God, this comment is so dumb and I hurt myself laughing because of it

      • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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        I aim for complete idiocy day to day, happy to be of service

  • ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world
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    He’s been reassigned to the fashion police.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If being ugly as fuck was a crime, there’d only be like 12 people not in jail.

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    LOL! Well the cop may have been honest.

    Ohhh shit.

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      Imagine finding out you are too ugly from being pulled over by a cop.

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      Yep, at least theyre honest about it rather than throwing random accusations.

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    I don’t see the problem, being ugly as fuck is not a protected class

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    Holy shit, the one honest cop in the Chicago metro!

    (Yes, I am asking all my friends how their trip to Chicago was)

  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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    He just wanted to meet his quota. This is ridiculous if it is real. Overstepping their authority.

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