This is not a SFW instance. NSFW communities will be tagged, and efforts will be made to keep SFW communities clean, but proceed at your own comfort level.
The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”
Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”