I was gunna say this is more Weekend at Bernie’s but you got it covered in the title
weekend at keevan’s sorry!
How could I get this wrong? Big fumble on my part.
Edit: Fixed the title.
I promise not to snitch on you to the star trek police! : )
Very kind of you. :)

She didn’t say anything about the cop landlords, though!

*she
Fixed!
:)
Snow White and the seven Quarks.
Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the twenty second rule of acquisition?
Aww, look. It’s Greedy, Greedy, Greedy, Greedy, Greedy, Greedy, and Rom.
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the most profitable of them all?
A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
what are the Orcs doing to Frodo?!
Taking him to Isengard.
makes me wonder the exchange rate on mithril to latinum.
Mithril can likely be replicated, so it’s worthless.

Unlike gold, he wouldn’t be crumbling it with his hands, though!
There are six ferengis!

Since they are cheapskates by nature, they only cast 6 instead of 7.