Seriously, what was the thinking behind this stunt?
I am convinced that peta is a psyop by the meat industry to trick people into thinking animal rights activists, vegans, and vegetarians are crazy and thus make people dismissive of their arguments.
I’ve definitely heard worse conspiracy theories.
I’m convinced at this point that PETA members just have an exhibitionism fetish, with all the nude/nearly nude stunts they do

Too late, you are now lobstersexual.
Speaking as a vegan who has gotten legitimately emotional before because I love lobsters as creatures and they deserve better: who the fuck thought this was a good idea. Who thought this was going to tug at heartstrings instead of loins. Who thought this was going to unlock compassion instead of new fetishes. Who thought people weren’t going to want to fuck the lobster.
PETA’s marketing campaigns fucking baffle me.
That’s a thic lobster.
Achievement unlocked: you now have a weird fetish
Sigh unzips
Honestly can’t even blame you, she’s literally red hot (womp womp)