• Reygle@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    What’s the joke again?

    Man stops at a newsagent every day to read the headlines but never buys a paper.
    When asked, he says “I’m looking for an obituary.”
    When the newsagent tells him obituaries aren’t on the front pages he says
    “The one I’m looking for will be.”